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Potato fries, all at least 5 inches, injected with nacho cheese and covered with cheddar cheese.
A delicious ceasar salad mixed with the excess fries from picking out fries at least 5 inches for the Cheesy Cheese Fries. You may not have fries in your salad unless someone orders the Cheesy Cheese Fries.
These onion rings are your preciousssss
Round sushi that really rolls
Chicken soup in a carbonated broth.
Spicy jalapeno ravioli thrown into the faulty frier we found on the floor when we opened this place.
Spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce with balls of ice.
Burger with lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese and no meat patty because our burger meat was stolen last night.
A bell shaped dish made from random meals from McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, and Taco Bell.
Gnocchi that you can blow huge bubbles with.
Meatballs that look, feel, and taste like the prop food used in movies and displays, only they are actually edible. Approved by a hundred health inspectors
You will feel full after eating a single cubic millimeter of this steak. Can you eat the whole steak?
We came up with a pasta recipe and made it for my neighbor's chickens. They loved it!
Carrot cake with a wonderful fortune inside which may or may not be a lie.
The ten foot long gummy worm.
An ice cream sundae with sunflowers sprinkled onto it. Only served on Sundays.
We bake a whole pie, and you only get a 3.14% slice of it.
Water imported from the garden hose valve on the house closest to Valve's headquarters.
An empty cup that fills with whatever drink you can think of.
A smoothie mixed with water from the exhibits at Downtown Aquarium in Denver.
Milkshake that is shaken while it is brought to your table.
Kids eat free
Some mac and cheese recipe we found, but with ketchup instead of cheese.
Grow big and strong just eating one plate of this in your whole childhood.
Green hamburger in a tasty green bun.
Two pieces of some wacky crazy bacon!
A ham sandwich with leaves from the trees outside. Eat the nature!